Dear Penny the Teacup Yorkie: You are adorable and welcome back any time. Even your tiny pee puddles on my carpet are cute. What is that, like a tablespoon of liquid?
Dear Cats: You’re big scared babies but I love you. Penny is gone and you can reclaim your downstairs domain again.
Dear Theo James: Hellloooo. I finally saw you in Divergent and you are scrumptious. And then to find out that you’re English? That deep, gravelly voice also comes in an accent?! Swoon…
Dear Gators: You made a good showing against a great team. Thank you. But you better beat Georgia.
Dear South Park: Looking forward to your new episode about the Washington Redskins. Hee hee.
Dear Fall: Welcome! You’re officially here!